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Close your eyes and picture the thickest person you could ever imagine. Go on. Stupid lips, stupid nose, a stupid vacant look in their eyes, a stupid hat, stupid clothes. The dumbest person in the whole of dumb land. Hold that picture for a moment. Now point your browser to Reptoids.com. Take a look around. If the site all makes sense to you then flick back to your mental image of Mr or Ms Thicko. That’s you. Admit it. You’d have to be pretty darn stupid to believe what you just read. Come on now. Go slap your self in the face, grab a coffee, snap out of it. A Reptile Community - living under LA - they have to be joking right?

The folks at the Reptoid Research Center believe that there exists a whole race of super intelligent reptile based lifeforms living in hiding under LA and across the globe. These reptiles are mistakenly believed to be aliens by the less intelligent (and clearly more gullible) human race.

So what do reptoids look like? Well after a decade or more of research here is the description released by the Reptoid Research Center..

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One of my greatest pet hates is marketing speak. I cannot stand the buzz-word infested drivel garbage they come out with. I am sure marketeers dream it up just to hack everyone off.

Just close your eyes for a moment and picture it. A bunch of marketeers (collectively known as a ‘crap’) sitting in a pure white office, on pure white easy chairs. A six-foot tall red lava lamp gently bubbles in one corner of the room, and hanging on the wall is a white canvas bearing the imprint of a childs hand - symbolizing the innocence of non-marketeers in a complex world. Today our crap of marketeers is having an ideas session for a website ‘About Us’ page. [Read more]

Having trouble finding Mr or Mrs Right? Always in debt? Massive overdraft?

Marry an Ugly Millionaire is the online dating agency created for people like you. They provide a “unique dating and marriage service. A service that you will not find elsewhere on the internet. For we are about to solve both your financial problems and your relationship problems with just a few clicks of the mouse! ”

Why Marry an Ugly Millionaire?
The world is NOT full of beautiful people – that’s a fact. There are many men and women who are on the hideous side of normal. But that doesn’t make them bad or unmarriable! No - many ugly people have other traits that make up for their lack of good looks – personality, charisma, dependability, caring and MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY. These traits add beauty to otherwise excessively overweight, fat, deformed and revoltingly ugly people. A beauty you can enjoy while sipping champagne on an exclusive a sun kissed beach.

I just love the Internet - you couldn’t make it up!

www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com

Ever wanted to make your own puppet?

Project Puppet provides a solid foundation of hand puppet construction techniques for the aspiring puppeteer. they also supply the tools and materials that are basic to professional puppet building. If you like this sort of thing it is a great way to pass your time on those cold, dark winter nights. My favourite is Darth Maul. take a look.

www.projectpuppet.com

How’s this for weird. Make a pipecleaner figure dance on your screen.

Click a few buttons and see it groove. Needs Flash. You can make David Bessler dance too. Big deal. After 2 minutes you would sooner shit pinecones.

http://www.davidbessler.com/wordpress/?cat=10